What is the "legal" definition of cheese?

I was poking around on the Wiki as I occasionally do, and decided to look up American cheese. It occurred to me last night when I was making my lunch that I really have no idea what the heck that Crayola-colored square I was placing on my sammich really was. It just cracked me up that there is a specific legal definition specifically for fake-ass cheese.

In other news, I get to try for a job at MPD again. I have to go in for testing next Friday at 9. I honestly don't remember any 2-hour test for this position last time. Then again, my brain is all stuffed up and well, I'm no spring chicken anymore, so I could just be blanking it. Perhaps I'll have to scan back in the MS blog.

Anyhoodle. So there's this guy who rides my first morning bus whom I have the most inexplicable crush on. I used to ride the bus AND the train with him waaaaaay back when I worked at CCJ for that whole 2 months. At that time he had the cutest faux-hawk. When I started taking this new bus a few months ago, the faux hawk had grown into some weird Hitler hair and he was sporting this ginormous beard. Still, I thought he was hot.

I hopped on the bus Monday all aflutter at the thought of seeing him again and the Hitler hair and AxMan beard were gone. He's practically preppie now...except for the scowl. Our eyes have met on occasion and I can't tell if it's accidental or on purpose. I sound like a high school freshman. Gag me with a spoon!