Ripped that sh*t up

If you happened to see last night's Law & Order, you might be scratching your head and wondering where they came up with a crazy story like that. If you didn't, that crazy story involved some skeezy old bat seducing dudes (who were pretending to be hot soldiers) online into giving her money and killing people by pretending to be her daughter. Well, if you are a crime junkie (and reader of Jezebel) like me, you might have read this story. Dick Wolf did.

I watched the SVU season finale on Tuesday and man, what a hot mess that was. First of all, how are you going to have the season ending episode be all Chester-riffic. Chester sucks and I'm glad his sorry over-bitten ass won't be back. Secondly, I still wanted Casey to get killed, but I'll take a good old fashioned firing any time. Except her firing was kinda like Serena's. Casey has been a sucky lawyer since she joined the show, so the idea that she would get fired for this seems a little too late. Thirdly, Fin can't leave. He can't, especially since he became my hero by telling Elliot's punkass off. Man, he has had that coming from everyone in that squad room for ages! So much out of character shit went down. Since when is Elliot all ready to put a cop in jail? Did he and Chester have some kind of falling out we missed?

Really, I am just really glad that Chester and Casey are gone. Now who will they get to replace them? Hmm.