I need a vacation

CoWorker I Hate has barely shut her mouth all fucking day. That is made worse because she is talking to CoWorker Who Sits Next to Me by shouting over the cubes like motherfuckas aren't answering phone calls and trying to get work done. This same stupid bitch has actually whined about my use of headphones. Do you see, people? Do you see why I fucking Hate her?

I wish I could make you understand. She's loud and abrasive and smug and acts like she like she wrote the fucking DMV statutes, and gets all pissy when you blow her off or prove her wrong. Her voice is this annoying mixture of nasally Minnesotan, braying hyena, and side-of-the-teeth lisp. I'd rather have to listen to nails on a chalkboard on my iPhone.

And I know she hates me because I'm not afraid to tell her she's wrong or to blow her off or to not kiss her ass. I remember when I fiiiiiirst started, she was sitting with me at the counter and I was trying to explain something to a customer. Granted, I was knew, but she actually shouted over me three times. The customer actually said, "Would you let her talk?" She got real snappy with him basically saying, "Well, she's new and I know what I'm talking about." How rude, right? I left and wouldn't go back out to the counter with her after that.